New peeve

I’ve discovered a peeve. I’m not yet fond enough of it to call it a pet. I mean we are just getting to know each other, this peeve and I. Give us some time. 

What was I talking about? Oh yes, my newly discovered peeve. Well here it is. I hate people sleeping late. Just the mere though of my daughter sleeping until noon tomorrow makes me irritated. I’m not really sure why. Maybe its the implied laziness. I mean i can think of plenty of things that she should be doing instead of wasting her day sleeping. 

But it isn’t just her. I get irritated whenever I hear someone talk about sleeping that late. Unless they are working the night shift, of course, then it is completely understandable.

So, there it is a newly discovered peeve. I swear, I’m turning into one of those crochety old men. I’ve yet to tell someone to get off my lawn, but I’m sure that can’t be that far off.

Goodbye Patches

I have a dead cat on my table. 

No this isn’t the start of a spooky Halloween tale, it is a eulogy to a very dear friend that passed way too soon. 

I first met Patches after work. It was 5am and I was just getting home from the pizza delivery job that kept me fed in college. My dogs were out in their kennel, barking up a storm so I went out to see what they were barking at since I knew that if I didn’t the neighbors would have words with me the next day. I got there in time to see a cat run away. I thought I knew what they had been barking at. It wasn’t until a set of very tiny, very sharp claws started working their way up my leg that I realized I was only partially right. It was a tiny little white fur ball who, it seems, had just been abandoned by his mother from fear of my dogs. 

I grabbed the little guy and brought him in the house. He was so tiny. He fit in the palm of my hand. I showed him to my wife and we decided that there was no way we were going to put him back outside. He’d never make it alone. So we gave him some food, introduced him to the other two cats, and he became our quiet little ghost. 

I called him that because though he was always around, it normally wasn’t where you could see him. It was under the dresser or under the couch, in a box behind the chair or finally in his Sassy Sofa (TM) under the side table, but above right near the entry way where he could see us come home. His one exception to ghostliness was at bedtime. Then he was always there. He loved to be up in your face, reaching one paw out to pet your cheek, though he was happy enough just keeping your feet warm. Sometimes though he’d crawl up on your pillow and suckle just a bit on your hair. My wife and I thought it a bit gross at the time. I think either of us would be happy to have it again now. 

I’m not a cat person. I think that scooping litter is one of the most disgusting things a human can do. I loved that one though. He was the absolute sweetest animal you would ever meet. In my experience, most cats seem to want you for the food you provide. Not Patches, he genuinely seemed to love you. He’d do anything just to be near or touching you. He even learned to open the bathroom door so he could sit in the same room as you while you showered. 

Saturday morning, my wife found him, dead, on the kitchen floor. He was lying in a puddle of bile and was stiff. I’ve been prepared for my oldest dog to go for a while now. He’s old and having a hard time of things. But I wasn’t prepared for this. Patches was twelve and a half years old and now he’s gone. 

Today I picked up his cremated remains. I don’t know where we’ll put them, so for right now, they sit on the table. For once, I’m not afraid of him hurting the finish. Last night my wife dreamed that Patches put his paw on her face in her sleep like he did so many times when he was alive. It seems oddly appropriate that my ghost cat would turn into one just in time for Halloween.

scary day at my house...

It was a scary day at my house today. I was dozing off after work when my wife comes into the bedroom asking “did you know the gate was open?” I hadn’t, but remembered that I hadn’t shut it the day before. Well, long story short, the dog got out. And since I was asleep and the wife wasn’t watching her we had no idea where she went or how long she’d been gone. I walked around for a bit while she drove around before I also hopped into a car and drove too. Turns out if I had walked a bit further when I first was looking I might have found her sooner. 

As it was, I saw a woman and her son walking her, hoping that someone would be looking and would see her. Took me a bit to get over to her since I was driving just as everyone was on the road coming home from work, but I finally did get there. 

I thanked the very nice lady, she told me that my dog was nice and that they liked her. I told them we did too and thanked her profusely. She’d gotten all of a block away in the half hour I was looking for her. Had to cross a busy street to do it, so her eyesight must not be so bad after all.

Damn dog. (I can be mad now that she’s safe. lol)

What are you celebrating on July 3rd?

I’m in the car right now. The wife and I are driving home from visiting family for the day. There are fireworks going off all around us. Pretty, actually. 

But also irritating. This is a giant pet peeve of mine. And I’m completely aware it might be irrational. But if you are celebrating a holiday, why are you not celebrating on the holiday? This goes for Independence Day, Halloween, etc. Is it a convenience thing? If so how much does that say about how much you actually care about the meaning behind the holiday if your convenience is more important?

So yes, I get irritated when cities move their fireworks displays for any reason other than weather. This peeve will be revisited when people move Trick-or-Treating to a Saturday for no good reason.

Ok. Rant over.

The fiery daystar. It's back!

I’m confused. There is this bright orb in the sky this morning. It seems like forever since we here in Minnesota have seen the sun. First day of summer was cold. Yesterday barely made 60 degrees. But, today! Today I can revel in the wonder that is naturally produced Vitamin D. And maybe even be warm. 

That is all.